Mad libs!

Here are some mad libs!


First is: Krysteah's day in kindergarten!
Second is: Joe's merry go round singing
Third is: Amanda T's videogame



1. Krysteah's day in kindergarten!

It was Monday, that meant that Krysteah got to go back to kindergarten! She was as excited as a(n) gopher! After she got off the school bus, she walked straight to Mr. Bolduc 's class at the end of the hall. When she got there, she saw lots of her friends including Britt, Amanda, and Amanda.

After she put away her Miley Cyrus CD's and her bookbag, it was time for morning meeting! It turned out that Krysteah was the line leader today! She got up in front of all the students to say her news. Her news was I like to punch Mitch. Everyone thought that was very boring.

Next, it was Share Time. It turned out that it was Krysteah's turn! She had brought in a killer spider that she got from her trip to Starbucks. She got on the share chair and told everyone how crazy it was when she found the killer spider. The kids all raised their ribcages to ask questions.
Krysteah picked Joe. He asked Krysteah if the killer spider was spontaneous. Krysteah said " Welcome to burger king !".
Then Krysteah picked on Kristina. She asked Krysteah what it is like in Starbucks. Krysteah said that it was smelly and dramatic.

At the end of the day, Mr. Bolduc asked the kids to raise their shins to talk about new things that they did today. Britt was called on first. He said that they ate for the first time today. Next, Rachel was called on. She said that they had fun playing with dead babies. Finally, Mr. Bolduc called on Krysteah. Krysteah smiled and said that they had fun when they drank during the Epic Service. Everyone smiled!

At the end of the day, all the kids went onto their school buses. Everyone had lots of fun. Krysteah couldn't wait to go home and tell tawn-tawn all about her day!


2. Joe at the merry-go-round
One terrible morning Joe went to the merry-go-round and was so fat that one of the judges made a bet with him. She said he was such a bad fortune cookie writer that if he whispered in the merry-go-round, everyone would run away! The Idol wannabe was so confident he was a talented singer, he accepted the bet. If he could sing for a crowd in the merry-go-round and have twenty five of the people there not twirl, he would get to muscle spasam to Hollywood! So Joe, sang his inner ear out. he shook his knuckles and waved his sharks, and one by one, all of the people in the merry-go-round left. All except one, that is! Patrick Dempsey stayed and clapped for him! He yelled OMG and even gave Joe a standing ovation! He was so happy, he started to combust!



3. The Amanda T. Videogame!

The funny and tall Amanda T. has confused Britt's loud sister leading her to steal Amanda's shiny cellphone! What are a(n) imaginary panda and creative Amanda to do? Before you can find her cellphone, you'll have to collect the terrible dance cds and fluffy starbucks cards that open up the 17 worlds leading up to Joe's Lair, whose only weakness is karaoke. There are 120 aviator sunglasses in the game, along with hundreds of other hidden goodies for you to find.





Hamlet's sililoque-mad lib thing:
To eat, or not to eat, -- that is the gummi worm;Whether 'tis nobler in joe's car to suffer The slings and shoes of awesome fortune, Or to take guitars against a sea of paint buckets, And by lovingly end them. To die, -- to help, -- No more; and by a help to say we end The pencil and the 1000 natural shocks That flesh is best friend to,-- 'tis a photograph rapidly to be wish'd. To die, --- to help,-- To help! perchance to touch! ay, there's the white out; For in that help of death what lemons may come When we have ran off this quiet coil, Must give us spork....